1 some 7 year old kid just said "trick or treat" to me.... I fired back "Try me PUNK!!!!!" #HAPPYHALLOWEEN
2 Some Kids from the block just knocked on the door and said it wasn't cool to give out packs of ketchup... Im not trying to be cool wee ones!
3 Some little kid tried 2 get seconds at my door but i was on to him quickly. Told him 2 take a walk, and keep walking till next year fella'!
4 I'm dressing up as pasta in a large skillet, mixed with pecorino romano cheese and holding a BIG JOINT. I shall call myself... "Baked Ziti"
Aww, poor kids.